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Sharp teeth and a thirst for blood. Thankfully, there is no sparkling. Yet.

Hitsuji no Uta – Anime Review

Japanese Title: Hitsuji no Uta

 

Similar: Angel Sanctuary

Le Portrait de Petit Cossette

 

Watched in: Japanese

Genre: Vampire Drama

Length: 4 episodes

 

Positives:

  • Dark tone.

Negatives:

  • Everything is vague coupled with a snail-like pace.
  • Repetitive use of animation sequences.
  • Poor animation overall.
  • Proportions and anatomy are wonky at times.
  • Has no sense of purpose in the relationships.
  • Simple solutions to the conflicts go ignored.
  • Lifeless voice work despite the top-level talent.

Vague, that is how I would describe Hitsuji no Uta. It opens with vague talk about Kazuna’s father, then talks about art with some vague meaning, until it moves onto his sister, Chizuna, who want to help control his urges. The first episode ends without anything of worth occurring.

Kazuna suffers from a thirst for blood, his family disease, and starts seeing blood dripping off people. However, the next episode, repeats the sequence (literally) in a vat of ambiguous dialogue. In fact, you could cut the first two episodes (that’s half the series), as the blood thirst sequences repeat, yet again, in the third episode where the vague purpose of the narrative finally enters the picture.

For a series only four episodes long, you wouldn’t think it possible to have such a slow pace and filler throughout. I am not exaggerating about the blood thirst scenes; they take up what feels like half the airtime. If they were going to give nothing of substance in any department, then why bother? Didn’t anyone look at the script and ask, “What’s the purpose?”

The conflict is worthless. Why is he afraid of drinking blood? When he does feed eventually, there are no consequences – feeding doesn’t kill. It feels like the writer just wasted our time. Then there are the relationships. Kazuna’s friend from the art club, Yaegashi, has a crush on him. Does it matter? No, because it goes nowhere, especially once the incest starts with his sister. Oh yes, I should have mentioned the incest, which is what this anime feels like a smokescreen for. The incest brings the least drama to the narrative, if you can believe it.

And bloody hell, the art. Hideous. The characters’ faces are lopsided in half the cells, and the eyes. The eyes! They are drawn concave from the side and actually bend inwards when the characters blink.

Hitsuji no Uta’s characters aren’t strong enough for a character piece such as this – I couldn’t even tell you their personalities. If you want an anime to fall asleep to, this is it; however, those eyes may give you nightmares.

Art – Very Low

Those lopsided eyes, fluctuating proportions and repeating sequences are painful to watch. They couldn’t be bothered to animate the mouths half the time (the characters just stare blankly), and the backgrounds are as dead as a mouse caught in a mousetrap, under an anvil, in an exploding volcano.

Sound – Low

Much of the voice work sounds dead inside (not in the right sort of way) even with great actors like Tomokazu Seki (Sagara in Full Metal Panic) and Megumi Hayashibara (Rei in Evangelion) known for emotionally subdued characters. It’s likely to be the fault of the voice direction, as everyone sounds like that.

Story – Low

A student struggling with his thirst for blood isn’t a compelling tale when blood is readily offered from a sustainable source. It doesn’t help that the characters have no soul to them.

Overall Quality – Low

Recommendation: Not worth your time unless looking for a sleep aid. Hitsuji no Uta is an anime I can’t understand why they bothered making. It would have been evident in pre-production that the art and sound were poor, coupled with an empty story, so why green light the project?

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Positive: None

Negative: 

Ear Grating Voice WorkHollow World BuildingLacks ConflictPoor PacingRubbish Major CharactersUgly Artistic Design

Strike the Blood – Anime Review

Japanese Title: Strike the Blood

 

Similar: Blood Lad

Dance in the Vampire Bund

Campione!

A Certain Magical Index

 

Watched in: Japanese

Genre: Supernatural Vampire Action Harem

Length: 24 episodes

 

Positives:

  • Slick visuals and decent music.

Negatives:

  • Bland, forgettable characters.
  • The generic ecchi gets worse the later the episode.
  • The same as every other high school action harem anime.
  • “Monsters.”

In recent years, each anime season seems to have its obligatory high school action harem that’s always a pile of old nonsense, the same tired ecchi jokes and lazy characters. Is Strike the Blood another one such dud? Yes. Review done.

For those still interested, let’s continue. High school student Kojou is the rumoured Fourth Progenitor, an originating entity of the vampire species, and does his best to hide his power and go unnoticed. Charged with keeping him in check, Yukina, a Sword Shaman (who fights with a spear), acts as a guard of sorts to Kojou. They reside in the Demon District manmade island off the coast of Japan where monsters, sorry, “monsters” roam free. When a renegade attacks Yukina one evening, Kojou has no choice but to use his power and they set on the trail of a homunculus.

Over the course of the narrative, several girls join the cast, each personality forgettable, barely given any effort before the next girl is forced onto stage. Even Kojou and Yukina aren’t what I would call developed or structured. Interestingly, nothing interesting happens until the end of the third episode, so why didn’t the writers use that time to establish the protagonists, make us care for them and see glimpses of the greatness they could develop into. How about, instead of giving us Kojou’s rubbish schoolteacher, who is supposed to be 26-years-old but looks like a middle school girl, you put some effort into the damn protagonists, you know, the most important characters of the show. Oh yes, there is also a villain, if you can call a guy whose job extends to wearing a suit and going ‘Hur hur hur, I am evil’ a villain.

Rather than add more conflict and development as the story progresses, the screen time goes to ecchi, the predictable panty shots, breast grabs, compromising situations, etc. You know the drill. Strike the Blood is so desperate to titillate, it resorts to having a lesbian throw herself at Kojou. Don’t worry, implied pedocest isn’t far behind. The ecchi gets worse the longer you watch.

Strike the Blood’s greatest problem is how generic the whole affair is. Everything is standard for the action harem genre. We know how the relationships will go with each girl. We know every twist in the action. We know each character’s personality for the rest of the series within an episode of meeting them, and this never changes.

Strike the Blood feels created to fill a slot for the season, sticking to a safe and easy formula to bang it out the door as easily as possible. This anime clearly had a budget, judging by the visual and audio quality, so why waste it on this? Are any of these high school action harems going to try anything different?

Art – Medium

Strike the Blood boasts nice visuals on a technical level; however, the character design lacks creativity (two unrelated girls look remarkably similar) and their powers aren’t interesting.

Sound – Medium

The acting is fine and the music decent, but there is nothing special to be had here. Still, the audio department doesn’t interfere with the experience.

Story – Low

Like all high school action harems, Strike the Blood follows a standard formula where a guy is special for some reason and a gaggle of girls join the narrative one at a time, ecchi in tow. Forgettable, dime-a-dozen story.

Overall Quality – Low

Recommendation: Don’t bother unless you love the genre. Strike the Blood is one of those anime that won’t be remembered in a few years, if it hasn’t already slipped from consciousness, that is. A single original thought would have gone a long way.

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Positive: None

Negative:

Hollow World BuildingInduces StupidityNo DevelopmentRubbish Major CharactersUseless Side Cast

Blood+ – Anime Review

Japanese Title: Blood+

 

Related: Blood: The Last Vampire (same setting)

Blood-C (same setting)

Similar: Claymore

Ga-Rei: Zero

 

Watched in: Japanese & English

Genre: Vampire Action Drama

Length: 50 episodes

 

Positives:

  • Quality visuals and audio, music in particular.
  • The familial element.

Negatives:

  • The plodding pace doesn’t work with the action setup.
  • Not enough action for an action series.
  • Wimpy protagonist tires one before long.
  • Gives away many of its mysteries by presenting the answer first, build-up second.

Blood+ is the second anime in the Blood franchise. With this iteration, the creators went for a long series where they hoped to develop the characters and world further than before. Did they succeed? Nyehhh

Like every entry in the Blood franchise, Blood+ follows a girl named Saya, chosen one in the fight against Chiropterans, demons that feed on blood and disguise as humans. Saya lives with her foster family and suffers from amnesia, until one night, a Chiropteran attacks her. A man with a cello case full of weapons comes to her rescue, reawakening her lost memories and combat training.

The narrative sets up action in the first episode, which last two minutes in the second episode. Then it’s slow paced talking. The next real action isn’t until the twelfth episode, with only a brief scene in between. For an action series, the fights sure are scarce. I get the impression that the writers started with an action focus, then added the dialogue and investigation side of things (almost as if they were compensating for the overly action orientated original), but forgot to go back to check the balance of each element. Action has dissolved into dialogue. It doesn’t help that that the backstory is frontloaded. Where is the mystery? What’s the point of the amnesia angle if they tell us the answer to begin with? The same happens with the investigation. The plot line of a journalist and detectives investigating the disappearances of dead bodies takes a significant amount of screen time (more than the action), feigning this great mystery, except…the writers gave the answer before this thread even started. And then when it comes to the “shocking” reveal, they pretend the audience hadn’t known the answer all along. The writers have no understanding of suspense – not putting the answer before the question is a good start.

Saya is a pathetic protagonist. She’s a chosen one who refuses to fight, a wimp. Not for a few episodes, as is adequate with a hero thrust into power and responsibility, no, she does nothing for the majority of the fifty-episode run. Her plot line is all mopey from the gate; in a chosen one action series, that should be reserved for the third act when all seems lost. Why is she the only one capable of defeating these vampires to begin with? All that is special about her is her toxic blood to vampires. So what? This doesn’t mean others can’t fight more competently. Why does she only fight with a sword? The vampires aren’t immune to all but her sword. Hell, the vampire that guards her seems capable – she’s just a liability. Every episode, someone has to tell her that she is the chosen one and acts like it’s startling news…

What I do like about Saya’s thread is the familial element. Having the family around her adds a level of humanity to the story, compensating for Saya’s dreary demeanour. They didn’t need to drag it out for so long though. Like Hellsing, everything about Blood+ feels slow. Tying in the Vietnam War is a nice touch – I like it when fiction ties real world events to its narrative, making it feel more ‘real.’ However, again, it drags on for too long.

Blood+ isn’t a bad anime – the action, when it happens, is decent, the plot has several layers, a few supporting characters are good, visuals and audio are nice, but it could have done with serious tightening of the script, possibly cut half the episodes.

Art – Medium

The art is nice and action is gruesome, but lacks an overall sense of style and flair.

Sound – High

Good voice work in both languages from a great cast. The music, headed by Hans Zimmer, is a delight, particularly in the latter half of the series when tension matters. Blood+ has several openings and endings, a couple of which are catchy, while another couple are awful.

Story – Medium

The story of a girl destined to fight monsters sets up an anime of action and horror. Unfortunately, the pace drags, plot twists come before the set-up, and action scenes are too few.

Overall Quality – Medium

Recommendation: Blood+ is a decent vampire anime for those who like [very] measured development.

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Positive: None.

Negative: 

MisleadingPoor Pacing

Blood: The Last Vampire – Anime Review

Japanese Title: Blood: The Last Vampire

 

Related: Blood+ (same setting)

Blood-C (same setting)

Similar: Black Blood Brothers

Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust

 

Watched in: Japanese & English (both languages used in one track)

Genre: Vampire Action

Length: 50-minute movie

 

Positives:

  • Uses both English and Japanese voice actors to portray the American and Japanese characters respectively.
  • Nice music.

Negatives:

  • Too short to go into any depth, leaving a pure action piece.
  • Everyone looks like a sagging sad sack (sorry Ted).
  • Desaturated colour in many scenes.
  • Unlikeable, empty protagonist.

In a military school on a US army base in 1960s Japan, Saya hunts vampires that infiltrated the school disguised as civilians. Set against the backdrop of a Halloween party, Blood: The Last Vampire largely takes place in a single evening, an evening of action and gore.

Blood’s problems start early with Saya. As someone who doesn’t respond when talked to, is generally rude, and whose expression never changes, she is an unlikeable and empty protagonist. She serves no purpose to the narrative other than as a tool for the gory action. I am sure the writers intended to have her as a quiet rebel, but saying little and not caring about anything is not how the archetype works. A character’s actions and emotions create the strong, silent type – simply being mute isn’t enough.

The action in Blood is decent – nothing to write home about. She is an expert in fighting these monsters, yet I don’t see why she is the only who can handle it (a common problem in the Blood franchise, I find), when an expert with firearms and explosives could do just as well. It’s not as though she breathes fire or some such.

There isn’t much beyond that in this film. Blood is too short to go into any depth, at least if they wanted to keep all the action scenes. The Garden of Words at nearly half the length has plenty of depth. With action taking ninety-percent of the screen time, the characters have no chance to develop a personality.

Blood: The Last Vampire is one for gory action fans only. A longer runtime and more attention to the character wouldn’t have hurt.

Art – Medium

Blood’s character design is ugly, as everyone’s skin looks like it’s sagging right off the bone. Many scenes look blander than a military FPS with their lack of colour. The animation is decent, but when compared to the likes of Ghibli and Satoshi Kon, it isn’t what it could be for an anime film.

Sound – High

This is one of the few anime to use both American and Japanese actors in the same voice track, which works well. Some actors even have to speak both languages – the one time Engrish is accurate! The sound effects are good, as is the music from the Halloween band, though the sound balance is too broad. Quiet parts are practically mute compared to the action; I had to adjust the volume several times.

Story – Medium

Blood is an action piece beyond all else. Saya, the vampire hunter, is unfortunately an unlikeable character.

Overall Quality – Medium

Recommendation: Try it for some stylised vampire hunting. With a longer runtime and better characterisation, Blood: The Last Vampire could have been great. That said, it’s still a decent anime movie.

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Positive: None

Negative:

No Development

Karin – Anime Review

Japanese Title: Karin

 

Similar: Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase

Rosario + Vampire

 

Watched in: Japanese & English

Genre: Vampire Comedy Romance

Length: 24 episodes

 

Positives:

  • Reversal of the nosebleed trope.

Negatives:

  • The joke grows tired before long.
  • Love interest Usui has no personality.
  • Little animation, especially in backgrounds.
  • Subpar voice work regardless of language.

Karin is an unusual vampire. While the rest of her family drinks blood to survive, she produces blood to the point where it bleeds from her nose if she doesn’t feed it to humans. She’s an un-vampire, if you will. Matters complicate when new guy Usui joins the school and she starts producing more blood than usual around him.

When I say Karin has nosebleeds, I mean nose-explosions, nosebleed rainbows, literally. It’s nice to see that it’s the girl with the arousal nosebleed instead of the guy, as is usual; however, it doesn’t feel as though the writer put much thought beyond that into the narrative. You have your gimmick, what next? What makes the two work as a couple? Do they share any interests? Do you have any other jokes? Unfortunately, the answer to these sorts of questions is ‘I didn’t think of that.’

The plot is mostly about keep her blood level in control, hiding her vampirism, and her crush on Usui. There isn’t enough here to carry a story for twenty-six episodes; it would have been better at thirteen like most of these romantic comedies. Also like these budget romantic comedies, they force drama in the last few episodes at the expense of all comedy. While Karin may not be death-by-laughter hilarious, it’s still poor form to change genres in an attempt for emotion at the end. Those last few episodes are Karin’s worst.

I find Karin to be an ultimately forgettable experience. It isn’t the worst anime I have seen but nor does it have anything noteworthy.

Art – Low

Mediocre character design; weird face art with a straight line from chin to nose tip. Minimal animation, as most shots have no more than a character’s mouth moving – budget visuals. Similar situation with the backgrounds using a watercolour style, but since there is no motion it looks like the characters are on a stage, not in the world. Every scene transition uses a tile wipe with the same awful jingle.

Sound – Medium

The dub is quite bad. Karin sounds stilted; when moving from one sentence to another, she often doesn’t pause as though punctuation is missing. Lacks emotion. The mother’s British accent is atrocious. The original Japanese VO isn’t much better with those ear-grating squeaky voices. Repetitive comedy jingles for music.

Story – Low

Having the girl get explosive nosebleeds instead of the guy is a humorous reversal of an overused trope, but Karin’s romance between a vampire girl and a human falls flat under its meandering pace and hollow characters.

Overall Quality – Low

Recommendation: Karin may be amusing if you don’t care about depth and just want to watch something that takes no thought. The comedy isn’t strong enough to carry this anime.

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Awards: (hover mouse over each award to see descriptions; click award for more recipients)

Positive: None.

Negative:

Ear Grating Voice WorkLacks ConflictPoor PacingUgly Artistic Design